Newton's Software Law...
Law 1:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2:
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the
quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
Law 3:
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
Bonus: Law 4:
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant
PS: Got it as a forward...
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2:
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the
quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
Law 3:
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
Bonus: Law 4:
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant
PS: Got it as a forward...
posted by Ananya S P at 9:12 PM
3 Comments:
ha ha.... funny!!
Forwards also follow the Law of Diminishing Returns - beyond a point, picking names from the address book is such a pain that one stops sending altogether.
Forwards also follow the Law of Diminishing Returns - beyond a point, picking names from the address book is such a pain that one decides to only receive and not send.
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